its awesome and incredible.i m getting great help from these making my fiancée laugh as he is a bit down these s a relief to get this clean and clear humour in these days of catastrophic obscenity.keep going. One snake says to another “Are we poisonous” How many Spaniards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One snowman says to the other, "Do you smell carrots?" What do you call a Vampire who filps pancakes? "Bark, Sam, bark." hahahahahahaĮvery week I post 5 new jokes on my Facebook page, check out Mayor of Storyville podcasts too: Samita Sharma from Chandigarh on October 09, 2013:Īll the jokes are very funny, specially teacher and sam. This is totally so thrilling.my favorite part is about THE SCHOOL BOYS BRAGGING OVER WHOSE FATHER WAS THE FASTEST. Those jokes are old little one boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you stink give me something better about sports please you'll be the best ever girl so do it How can you tell an old person from a young person?Īn old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time!!! Oh my goodness, the cheetahs joke made me laugh out loud for sure! i love those types of jokes, they are the best.
It could be any hair color that trips and yells crap, so.ya! Once again, I love your hub stephhicks68! Great funny clean jokes! LOL I love this clean funny joke I hope u do to! I am so sorry if this joke or any of the other blonde jokes affend u, blondes. Just as the blonde jumps off she trips and yells "Crap!" and lands in, well, u know.
The brunette jumps off and yells "pink fluffy unicorn stuffies!" and she lands in pink fluffy unicorn stuffies. The redhead jumps off and yells "Money!" and she lands,in money. I really like the blonde jokes, here's a funny one: 3 girls, a redhead brunette and a blonde decide to jump off a magical cliff. She particularly liked the one about the blonde going on a diet.įantastic jokes, I loved them, I was really bored but they cheered me up. Loved this hub! I can't get enough of jokes that are funny but are also very, very dumb. Luvtoo Write from Chicago, IL on March 13, 2014:įunny, made my day and my spouse laugh. Great Hub !!! :) Voted funny and useful because more people need to have a sense of humor :) My favorite was the penguin joke ! I also like the blonde joke about the flight class/plane. Stephanie Marshall (author) from Bend, Oregon on April 24, 2014:Ĭarrie Lee Night from Northeast United States on April 24, 2014: Thanks so much for this! I'm going to have so much fun sharing these at work. My brother and I are laughing soo hard I can hardly type thank youĮlizabeth Wilson from Tennessee on May 27, 2014: Ha! these are great! I love these corny type jokes! great hub! Soo funny, love the lawyer and blonde jokes.Great idea for a hub. Just two, but they have to be really small. How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fruit flies like a banana.Įvery time I see a parade of jokes online, I have to add the only only joke I ever made up: If you don't pay your exorcist, will you get repossessed?.A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.If a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds?.He had a photographic memory that was never developed.What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!).When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.Every morning is the dawn of a new error.What has to be broken before it can be used?
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. What stays in bed most of the day and sometimes go to the bank?